Laundry List of Stuff I Hate Today

10:13 PM Posted In Edit This 5 Comments »
Dear Life,

Please ban the following things from my presence until further notice:

- My fickle internet connection
- People under the age of 20 and over the age of 60*
- Sentences that begin with the word "Question"
- People who use sentences that begin with the word "Question"
- Scales (bathroom and fish)
- Mystery illnesses
- Stuff that's dumb and doesn't make any sense
- Commercials for gyms that remind me that I haven't worked out in weeks
- Dog toys full of fluffy stuff
- Family Guy
- My upstairs neighbor and her pet elephant/camel/giant horse

This list is not all-inclusive and is subject to change at any time without notice.

K Thx,
Mere

* Exceptions apply.

5 comments:

Kris said...

I hate Heath Ledger.

Beamer said...

I concur with the gym commercials. Not just because they remind me of my laziness, but because the people in the ad don't go there. They go to expensive gyms far away from any gym I've been to. 80% of the women I see in gyms are over 40 and are there for a good effing reason (if you catch my drift).

Family guy too. I'm over that show. The South Park episodes mocking it are spot on.

Sarah said...

Question, does this mean you hate Dwight from The Office?

Mere said...

Ha, no Dwight gets a free pass for being awesome. I forgot to mention that in this post. Sorry 'bout that! :o)

Sarah said...

haha. Excellent. Just thought I'd check. Now we can be friends.