Why Austin Is Awesome
6:32 AM Posted In awesome , win , zombies Edit This 2 Comments »
With yesterday's post about a big crime FAIL, I had to post an amazing crime WIN today! I don't know who did this (If it was you e-mail me you're my new BFF!) but it's quite possibly the most awesome thing ever to happen to road signs in Austin. Things to watch out for in Austin: Hippies, Leslie, and Nazi Zombies. Whoever you are, I effing love you, man. Or lady.
And suck it, people who say it's a "hazard". The roads are confusing enough without your "helpful" detour signs; I'd way rather be warned about the zombies than "MLK Closed Ahead...Still...After Three Months...Use 15th Instead...Still."
AND it's the Top Story. Even better. I love you, Universe. Sorry I was mad at you the other day - we're cool. <3
And suck it, people who say it's a "hazard". The roads are confusing enough without your "helpful" detour signs; I'd way rather be warned about the zombies than "MLK Closed Ahead...Still...After Three Months...Use 15th Instead...Still."
AND it's the Top Story. Even better. I love you, Universe. Sorry I was mad at you the other day - we're cool. <3
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